How to Launch an Electric Car Startup in 6 Steps

Are you a 30-something white male looking to make a quick and easy 10 Million? If so, you better get on the tech startup bandwagon. These days, you have three options for a tech company, you can charge customers ridiculous amounts for basic services, you can develop an app that replaces your face with a roasted turkey, or you can build an electric car. I'm gonna tell you how to do that last one, in six over-simplified, easily digestible steps.

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Dodge & Tolkien Unite for Middle Earth Edition Challenger

Middle Earth: Shadow of War developer Monolith Productions made a special announcement, yesterday. The upcoming Lord of the Rings spin-off game will feature a 2018 Challenger SRT, presumably driven by game's main character, Talion. In addition, Dodge will be producing a special edition car to match the one in Shadow of War.

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Toyota Dealer sells Pre-Dented Camrys

If you want to be competitive in just about any market, you have to watch customers closely, and give them what they want. This is exactly what Bell Road Toyota in Pheonix, Arizona did. One fair March morning, sales manager Ty Reed began to notice a phenomenon all too familiar to automotive enthusiasts: The Camry Dent.

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Are You Man enough for the New F-150?!

If there's one thing that I know men: real men, manly men, can understand, it's trucks. Ford has been offering the manliest red blood, red meat, Bush-Cheney '04 American trucks for over 60 years. So it's only natural that they would come up with some standardized test to make sure that their customer base are drinking enough protein shakes. Enter the Ford ManCamp™...

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Meet the World's #1 Nissan Cube Fan

Jeffrey Borislow might seem your average 20-something Chicago citizen, and for most of the day, that's true. After a long day doing whatever it is he does for work. Jeffrey goes home, logs onto the Twitter.com, and becomes Jeff The Cube Man. Jeff is the Twitterverse's utmost expert on the Nissan Cube, and he has dozens of fans that send him pictures of Cubes all over the world.

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Mercedes Unveils X-Class, Truck Tackier than G Wagen

A few days ago, Mercedes released a short video featuring their new X Class. (I can only assume the X stands for Xpensive.) The ad features lightning, crashing waves, and prancing horses, the kind of imagery marketing firms conjure to make the viewer feel emotions, without actually saying anything.

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VW Scandals through the Ages

After the emissions scandal of 2015, it seemed that no one could stop talking about Volkswagen. They all started predicting that the company would soon go under, and they were all wrong. After all, this scandal is just the tip of the iceberg, and Volkswagen's questionable decisions have been selling newspapers for the last 50 years.

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Dodge Journey somehow still in Production

Our story begins a few days ago, on a regular commute. On the interstate, I look to my left, and see a Dodge Journey coming up to pass me. It caught my eye because I noticed that the owner had installed an ugly chrome bumper up front. As it passed, I saw a badge reading "CrossRoad" and realized that the ugly chrome bumper was a mistake made from the factory.

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