Are You Man enough for the New F-150?!

If there's one thing that I know men: real men, manly men, can understand, it's trucks. Ford has been offering the manliest red blood, red meat, Bush-Cheney '04 American trucks for over 60 years. So it's only natural that they would come up with some standardized test to make sure that their customer base are drinking enough protein shakes. Enter the Ford ManCamp™...

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Whether it's eating carrots, watching Gilmore Girls, or not knowing where to piss, it seems that 2017 men have lost their way, and I gotta give big ups to Ford for trying to set them on the right path. The event will be hosted by Dan Doty, a life coach and podcaster from Bozeman, Mantana. I myself couldn't have picked a better man for the job.

Just look at this MAN.

Just look at this MAN.

As men, we hesitate working on our emotional development. There are some good reasons—we don’t want to be feminized. With Dan, you don’t need to worry about that occurring. Dan is a man’s man, yet his heart is one of the biggest I’ve ever experienced. You are safe with Dan. Let him guide you to what you want.
— Review by Owen Marcus

The three day event will take place on the Troutbeck Resort in Amenia, one of the manliest wedding venues that Upstate New York has to offer. Dan will take participants across the 45 acre stretch of land in the brand new 2018 Ford F-150, and engage them in manly activities, like chopping wood, and making your own lye soap. Keep in mind that this will not be the brainless wood-chopping of our ancestors. You must do it with mindfulness, whatever that means.

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