Miami Shows off Plans for Worst Race Track in Existence

In an attempt to woo Formula 1 to his city, Miami commissioner Ken Russell recently posted the layout of a potential race course to his Twitter page.


This track is unique, to say the least. It would both give the drivers a great view of American Airlines Arena, which will be vacant for an upcoming Smashing Pumpkins performance, and the local Victoria's Secret store. The most groundbreaking thing about this track, however, is that it features the first layout designed by a blind drunk. It will certainly be a challenge for F1 drivers to tackle the course's almost half-mile long straightaway, that leads into a 180 degree hairpin, then another half-mile straightaway.

Will this design lure in those big Formula 1 dollars? Probably not, no.